You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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