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• (314): View more from Missouri

  rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.

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• (510): View more from California

  Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"

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  How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"

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• (619): View more from California

  I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer

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