Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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