the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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