Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Randomize