either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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