hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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