playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You ate ashes out of my bong
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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