Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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