The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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