i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
