North Korea, Best Korea!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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