Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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