stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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