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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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