Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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