So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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