Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize