I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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