Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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