That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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