Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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