just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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