Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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