Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The power of my boobs compel you
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