i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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