So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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