He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
