Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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