i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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