I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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