Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
