sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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