please come you make the beer taste better
what day is it and did you see me today?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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