Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My pussy is not your playground.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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