i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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