Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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