Kiss
Puke
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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