I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize