My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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