If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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