i would punch a child for taco bell
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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