how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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