I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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