Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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