Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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