...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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