Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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