Nicole vs. Life
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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