But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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