The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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