god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
