North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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