I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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