bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
honey bunches of taint.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
me + whiskey = a bad person
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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